eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 


(Source: adelesadkins)

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

(Source: 1nd2rd3st)

hodali:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair